Where I Admit I Am Completely Heartless And Have No Soul

I have a history of laughing during the sad parts of movies. It annoys quite a few people but I can't help it. I mean I laughed when Maude died(sorry Em). Heartless.

Which leads me to wonder why I thought I would be able to take The Last Song seriously. Which I couldn't. Two things made this movie utterly hilarious. 1. Miley Cyrus and 2. Liam Hemsworth's clothes.

Every time she cried, I laughed. Plus she talks like she has something in her mouth.

Since I couldn't find a photograph of his best outfit, I recreated it. Honestly, I should have been an artist.

I mean for goodness sake the guy was wearing the deepest v-neck I had ever seen. I laughed for a while over that one. All while the girls behind me cried. Soulless. Heartless.

If you are in the mood for a laugh, you should see this.

Teen romance+Death+Nicholas Sparks=Hilarity

This Is No Joke

It came!

Spain Barcelona

August 18th

Matchy-Matchy Twins

Sometimes when I see that Emily is wearing her gray pants, I go and put on my gray pants. Just so I can match her.

Fun Fact #1

Richard, from Lost, does not in fact wear eyeliner. He has naturally dark eyelashes, which caused him to be teased as a child.

Just in case you were wondering.

I was.

Welcome Spring!

On Saturday(the first day of Spring!), we spent some time in the sunshine. Soccer, sidewalk chalk, badminton and sunburns!

I wrote some song lyrics on the sidewalk. Then Sarah copied it, with her own personal touches. bahaha.

Mine

Sarah's

Seriously that girl kills me.

Zoo-we Mama

2 Months, 60 Days, 1450 hours and 87032 minutes

Honestly Honestly

This is amazing. Can you image how Awesome it would be to get this postcard in the mail? Super Awesome!

And the Oscar Goes To

As I have said, I have been having some bizarre dreams lately.

Like Robert Pattinson winning an Oscar for Twilight. He cried. And cried some more. I guess he was just happy. And surprised. As he should have been.

Sorry R.Pattz. Maybe next time. Or never

Dressed Up In Ribbons and Pearls

I made a dress!

disregard the dirty bathroom

I Like You...Even Though You Are Mad

1- I have been feeling really happy this week. Which is a nice change.

2- Dentist tomorrow. If I was really productive I could finish my mission papers in the next three weeks!

3-I started cleaning my closet. Why can't I seem to throw anything away?

4- Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging is a hilarious movie. I can't stop laughing about it. As is the book. I love British teen humor.

5- This cute guy has come into Great Harvest twice this week. Maybe I should give him a free cookie...

6-My birthday was awesome.

7- I have a crush on the Canadian ice dancer Scott Moir. I just can't help it.

8- I have been listening to a lot of Celine.

End.

Gonna Party Like It's Your Birthday

Taking My Narcissism To New Levels

On Saturday, I am throwing myself a birthday party. An 80s-tastic dance party.

What essential 80s songs must I play?

May I Admire You?

I went a little crazy with the origami hearts. Like 5 + hours of crazy.

Watch out family, friends, and secret crushes...a whole lot of love is coming your way.

My Eyebrows Point Towards Heaven

This week on facebook, people have been changing their profile pictures to the celebrity they most look like. So, in the spirit of fun, Emily and I decided to see which celebrities we most resembled. While Emily got such gems as Fergie and Renee Zellweger, my top matches were all men. According to myheritage.com, I look most like

Jesse McCartney

A young Donny Osmond

And Tom Cruise

Is it the eyebrows?

Emily: This just means that you could snag the likes of Nicole Kidman. In male form.

Always aim high.

Crest Is Best

The other night, I had a dream that I was in Fred Meyer's looking for toothpaste. All the aisles were disorganized and not in their right place. I was kept searching and searching for the toothpaste aisle but could not find it.

Finally, I came to what I thought was the toothpaste aisle. Much to my horror the only toothpaste was COLGATE. Rows and rows of Colgate. My mom and Emily tried to convince me that I should just get Colgate but I knew I had to get Crest. I was getting so frustrated that they did not realize that Crest was the superior brand.

The next day I went to Fred Meyer's.

I bought Crest.

Crest Is Best.

Have You Heard What They're Saying In the Streets?

When people ask me what I am doing with my life, I like to answer 'living in my parent's basement.' Which is pretty much true. I am living in the basement. It is a sweet set-up. A bed, free food and internet.

But I have decided to go on a mission. Surprise!

Where do you think I will go?

*I will be turning my papers in in March. I want to be home when Devin gets back.

What I Really Need Is One of Those Light Lamps Or A Trip to Greece

Greece

I have been whining about winter. About the cold and lack of sunlight. All I want to do is sleep. Hibernation sounds like a good time. Eat lots of food, sleep for a couple months, come out skinny. I like it!

But, in an effort to try to enjoy winter, I made a list about things that are good this winter.

#1- My boots. I wear them everyday and they keep my feet toasty warm.

#2- 30 Degree Weather. That is tropical for Idaho winters.

#3- My electric blanket. It gets my bed all comfy for me.

#4- K'naan. My new favorite rapper. Bang Bang

#5- The Olympics. Starting soon!

Who's That Girl

I mean, obviously I should be a model.

P.S. You should check out Emily's Poll. You won't regret it.

Luckily No One Broke a Leg

I Love NPR As Much As I Love Snow Cones, Which Is Saying Something Cause I Love Snow Cones

I love NPR. If NPR was a person, I would leave love notes on its doorstep and hide in the bushes while it read them.

And now NPR's Song of the Day. Be.Still.My.Heart. I am in Love.